There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart's desire. The other is to get it.

When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport:
when the tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity. 
The distinction between Crime and Justice is no greater.

Do not try to live for ever. You will not succeed.

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.

As long as I have a want, I have a reason for living. Satisfaction is death.

Must then a Christ perish in torment in every age to save those that have no imagination?

Even the youngest of us may be wrong sometimes.