Birth, n. The first and direst of all disasters.
Congratulation, n. The civility of envy.
Diplomacy, n. The patriotic art of lying for one's country.
Happiness, n. An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy.
Religion, n. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
Success, n. The one unpardonable sin against one's fellows.
Congratulation, n. The civility of envy.
Diplomacy, n. The patriotic art of lying for one's country.
Happiness, n. An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy.
Religion, n. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
Success, n. The one unpardonable sin against one's fellows.